“I like Sagan, who else? Question for you. How many teeth did you sell for that Rapha jersey?”

“I like Sagan, who else? Question for you. How many teeth did you sell for that Rapha jersey?”

Taylor Phinney has cooler shoes than you.

Taylor Phinney has cooler shoes than you.

Every team brings bagpipes and BMX bikes to rides, right?

Uh, well. So, yeahhhhhh. Now errrrreeebuddy is bitin Rapha sack

Uh, well. So, yeahhhhhh. Now errrrreeebuddy is bitin Rapha sack

@troyleedesigns @girosportdesign  collab jelly bean series. I love me some party jesus bunny helmet!

@troyleedesigns @girosportdesign collab jelly bean series. I love me some party jesus bunny helmet!

“ARE YOU NOT SEEING MY LOTUS ON ZE HAPPY TRACK PATH? I IS YOUR LOTUS OF DOOM!!!

@stevilkinevil continues an impressive submission streak

“ARE YOU NOT SEEING MY LOTUS ON ZE HAPPY TRACK PATH? I IS YOUR LOTUS OF DOOM!!!

@stevilkinevil continues an impressive submission streak

I present to you the “seemed like a good idea at the time” team
Photo award winner!

I present to you the “seemed like a good idea at the time” team
Photo award winner!

“guys, this year our rider bio pics will look like the last frame of a batman comic book. Who’s in!”

“guys, this year our rider bio pics will look like the last frame of a batman comic book. Who’s in!”

Straight screen grab from the Instagrams. I see plaid and I have Danny Shane Flashbacks. The horror, the horror.

Straight screen grab from the Instagrams. I see plaid and I have Danny Shane Flashbacks. The horror, the horror.

I have no issue with vanderkittens new kits but it would be much better if the ladies hadn’t changed the team name.

I have no issue with vanderkittens new kits but it would be much better if the ladies hadn’t changed the team name.