This blows, #1 in a weeklong series on sarcasm.

This blows, #1 in a weeklong series on sarcasm.

Classic. Better than I’ve ever been.

Classic. Better than I’ve ever been.

I loved it when they broke out the rock show today h/t @tedcburns

I loved it when they broke out the rock show today h/t @tedcburns

This was on today’s group ride.

This was on today’s group ride.

Paris Roubaix 2014 Selfies. The horror, the horror.

Paris Roubaix 2014 Selfies. The horror, the horror.

Sunday in hello espresso!

Sunday in hello espresso!

just a Sunday motor pacing in hell #parisroubaix

just a Sunday motor pacing in hell #parisroubaix

Let me park. Sit in the sun and enjoy this coffee for tomorrow things get crazy and siracha #bottlesyoumissed

Let me park. Sit in the sun and enjoy this coffee for tomorrow things get crazy and siracha #bottlesyoumissed

From the Arenberg Forest to LV-246, we all know what “game over man” looks like. #cobblekits

From the Arenberg Forest to LV-246, we all know what “game over man” looks like. #cobblekits

Tommeke we watched Fabs come through this morning all suplesse picking his teeth and humming ‘Spanish Ladies’. So, you’re gonna need a bigger bike.

Tommeke we watched Fabs come through this morning all suplesse picking his teeth and humming ‘Spanish Ladies’. So, you’re gonna need a bigger bike.